Our behinds are far ahead
By TAMARA KEMP
MOVE over Kylie Minogue, Rockhampton's Toni Gordon has the best bum in the world, according to her husband Richard.
And Alysha Tarlington thinks her toosh takes the cake too.
Since The Morning Bulletin's cheeky article about the top 10 movie bottoms, Mr Gordon, 32, nominated his wife for the best bum in Rockhampton, while 18year-old Alysha nominated herself.
Alysha explained smiling timidly: "I did it for a laugh, and I'm a bit embarrassed about it now.
"I always get pinched on the bum when I'm out at the clubs, from my friends and from complete strangers.''
Her mother Ann said she was being shy about her bum, and said she was lucky to have a beautiful body.
Alysha said she wanted to thank her parents for her bum. "I show it off, only in tight jeans,'' she said.
Mr Gordon said his wife had the best bum in the world.
"It's small and it fits in the hands,'' he laughed nudging his wife beside him.
"Her bum was one of the first things I saw that I liked about her.''
Mrs Gordon said it was hilarious that her husband emailed The Morning Bulletin about her behind.
"I read the article myself and hoped he wasn't going to do anything like this,'' she laughed.
"But it's sweet. God blessed me with good assets.''
She said there was no secret behind keeping her bum in shape.
"Unless it's housework that keeps me in shape, there's nothing else,'' she said.