Have a gander at Rocky’s worst Tinder profiles.
Have a gander at Rocky’s worst Tinder profiles.

‘Cemeteries, daddy issues and LSD’: Rocky’s Tinder talent

VALENTINES Day is just around the corner and whether you will be elbows deep in ice-cream, cringing at the rolling corn-fest of rom-coms on the tele or looking for someone to cuddle (or more), Tinder's buffet of Rockhampton singles will be sure to keep you entertained.

We have compiled a list of the most interesting, hilarious and often downright scary Tinder profiles featuring a lot of daddy issues, invitations for cemetery hangouts, and mullets.

Good for a laugh, a confidence boost or hey, maybe even a potential date - whatever floats your boat.

Rocky Tinder fast facts:

  • Most common female Tinder picture features included Snapchat filters, bikinis, underwear mirror selfies, dogs, and wine.
  • Most common male Tinder picture features included fish, dogs, utes, tattoos and 'abs'.

Let's get swiping.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

I just hope she's doing alright.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

 

Noise complaints are the cost you must pay for a happy mother-in-law.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

 

Just don't invite him to game night …

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

"Hello, PETA?"

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Hayley likes nice romantic drives.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

A real romantic at heart, really.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Poor guy.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

To quote Ronald Weasley: "She needs to sort our her priorities".

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Aren't we all, Darryn? Aren't we all …

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Nice to meet you all.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Not sure if Jeremy is hiding something …

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Sam is a real family man.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Amber is tired.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

And he's tall!

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

I'm speechless. What a charmer.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

A date sponsored by Aussie's favourite yeast spread.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Naw.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Are Damo and Casey meant to be? Or are they both just sharing their shopping lists?

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Headstones, Stevie Nicks and the Devil's Lettuce.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Hmm, I wonder what's on Mark's mind?

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Who you gonna call?

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

A man of mystery.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Maybe Noah and Paris could be of some comfort for each other?

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Hot.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Brooke, 22. She'll sweep your girl off her feet.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

David is a nostalgic kinda guy.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

I'm sensing a theme here.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Bianca, 22, meet David from Repentigny.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

I'm concerned about the kind of guys this will bio attract.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Oh.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

 

 

Magnificent mullets, apply below.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Whatever floats your boat.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

This lass knows the way to a guy's heart.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

She will make you laugh. Maybe at her expense.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Come on fellas, give her a Charnce.

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Brianna's interests include beach clean ups and bondage.

 

 

 

Rockhampton Tinder profiles.
Rockhampton Tinder profiles.

Brittany, 20, likes an insurance policy.



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