This will help you to be a more socially acceptable alcoholic.
This will help you to be a more socially acceptable alcoholic. Lost at e minor

How to hide booze on Facebook

OUR friends over at the comedy website, Sad and Useless, have created a foolproof way to "help you to be a more socially acceptable alcoholic" via your Facebook profile picture.

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