A SPIN-off from the very funny and highly entertaining Perfect Partners segment on Channel Nine's The Footy Show, The Morning Bulletin had a chat with assistant Capras coach Damien Seibold and his wife Zoe to test how well they know each other.

The couple have been married for seven years and have two children.

Q1. How did you both meet?

Damien: She'll say we met one night out in Rocky after I went to a wedding but the first time we spoke was after I played a game of footy.

Zoe: He says we met before this night, but I would say we met when I worked at the Criterion Hotel and served him a pot of Gold.

Q2 What would be Damien's most embarrassing moment?

Damien: When I have a bit too much to drink I think I'm really a good dancer.

Zoe: I hadn't met him at this point but he was playing an A-Grade game for Brothers when he was about 22, and he wore his footy shorts inside out the entire game because they were the wrong shorts. His mum and dad were laughing the entire game.

Q3. What's Damien's most annoying habit?

Damien: Not doing jobs Zoe would like me to do.

Zoe: He stays up late too at night watching footy and cricket.

Q4. What's your favourite feature on Damien's body?

Damien: She'll say my butt.

Zoe: His butt. And I like his facial hair at the moment too.

Q5. On a scale of one to 10, how funny would Damien think he is?

Damien: I'd say I'm a 10. I think I'm hilarious. Zoe probably thinks it's annoying though.

Zoe: 11! He's cracking jokes all the time; he thinks he's really funny.

Result: 2.5/5