Facebook funnies: Queensland Police's top 10 hits
SOMEONE at the QPS had to think of a way of reporting the hunt for criminals without being perpetually glum.
The solution - a long stream of dad jokes.
1. This State of Origin thing needs to stop.
2. Who said pop stars and dad-lebrities can't be part of a positive message?
3. Probably the one time someone's said 'YOLO' without hurting themselves immediately afterward.
4. If Nickelback's good enough for our Federal Treasurer it's good enough for people who drive through floodwater.
5. Not sure if body-shaming or somebody at QPS hates Valentine's Day.
6. Someone gave dad the Facebook login.
7. No word on how the cows could afford the car in the first place.
8. Fortunately they were arrested under the VLAD laws.
9. The cows have magic now. Buckle up.
10. They're like the beatles but without the talent or longevity.